[YAPA] science test answers

[Sharon Shanks]

sent to me by my husband - he's right, but it's fun to read them again

Sharon
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I know these have been around, but they still make me chuckle, so it's
time to send them around again!

Ed


These are actual answers given by children on science exams.

Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to
drink. A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large
pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

Q: How is dew formed? A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes
them perspire.

Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? A: Keep it in the cow.

Q: What causes the tides in the oceans? A: The tides are a fight between
the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon,
because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I
forget where the sun joins in this fight.

Q: What are steroids? A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

Q: What happens to your body as you age? A: When you get old, so do your
bowels and you get inter-continental.

Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty? A: He says good-bye to
his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.

Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes. A: Premature death.

Q: What is artificial insemination? A: When the farmer does it to the
bull instead of the cow.

Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.go.,abdomen.) A:
The body is consisted into three parts--- the brainium, the borax and
the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax
contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five
bowels, A, E, I, O, and U.

Q: What is the fibula? A: A small lie.

Q: What does "varicose" mean? A: Nearby.

Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section" A: The Caesarean
Section is a district in Rome

Q: What does the word "benign" mean?' A: Benign is what you will be
after you be eight.

-- 
Ed Shanks

Motorcycles and Geocaching - the best of everything!!




-- 
Sharon Shanks
Ward Beecher Planetarium
Youngstown State University

Facts are not science - as the dictionary is not literature.
                                             Martin H. Fischer

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